theyre so canon its disgusting that theyre not canon: a novel
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok